AOL Kidnapped My Dog

Don't subscribe to AOL! I had no idea what I was getting into. I saw all of those T.V. commercials about that amazing information superhighway and somehow I got the impression that AOL was the core of it all. I signed up for the free ten hours on my credit card and tried it out. At first, it didn't seem so bad so I decided to stay with them for a few months, maybe …

…As I write this, I'm still on the road. I stopped by the local University here in Wyoming to use their computers and write this letter. I plan to send it to a few reporters as well as random people on the IRC. Hopefully, someone will see this that will take it seriously and show more people. Please, don't sign up for the AOL service. They've ruined my life and they're waiting to ruin yours.