Declaration of Independence (Redone in a new style to protest Internet Pop-Ups)

Declaration of Independence When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for internet users to dissolve the communicational bands which have connected them with one another, and to assume, among the powers of the data highway, the separate and equal station to which the laws of surfing and of surfer's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of programming engineers requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to …

…the websites is, and ought to be, totally dissolved; and that as free and independent users they have full power to explore and use information, chat, email, and all other acts and things which independent users may of right do with out pop-ups. And for the support of this Declaration, with firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, our bandwidth, and our sacred honor.