Five paragraph opinion essay: What it is to be Canadian.

Canada, it's the home of many cultures, people, and moose, or is it mice? No, that's mouse. Now I was told to lookup some information on a subject to create a horribly boring piece of work, which no one in their right mind would stay awake to listen to. But, that can be changed. Hopefully I can spare you the boredom, and since it can be an opinion piece I think living here for (number) …

…American in the mouth for saying our country sucks. Then you'll know what I'm talking about. Because deep down we all know what it is to be Canadian. In a land where men are men and moose are nervous, where you wander through a terrible snow storm and marry the first thing you see without fur and a tail, and where Moose Head is more than just a beer. I proudly say, "I am Canadian".