Ignoble Savages

Thru out history primitive human societies have been likened to animals. Perhaps the two broadest categories are the Noble and Ignoble Savages. The noble savage is a benevolent yet somewhat backwards person by today's standards. They are often associated with cultures who are apparently in tune with nature, although that is a debatable topic and not relevant to this paper. The ignoble savage, as the name implies, is not only backwards but has none of …

…their backwards hats and outdated language such as "TIGHT!" and "Crunk" they offer valuable insight into how this regression transpires. I can only hope that you have read this with the intent of learning from this terrible tragedy. We, as a society, must take every necessary step and precaution to prevent such a cataclysmic lapse in education and common sense from ever befalling innocent children again. I pray you, spade and neuter your Room Mates.