Schwa

Schwa's past is slightly blurred, but it is generally held that the religion has its roots in ancient Egypt. A small breakaway group are believed to have gathered regularly to exchange news and, on occasion, personal accounts of landings by what they called `star- creatures'. These beings were identical to the Egyptian gods, and their belief was that these beings came to their land, from their home amongst the stars, disguised as animals with which …

…from our creators of the coming day of judgment.' In celebration of this, followers meet secretly, take drugs, and chant the following : 'Oona Schwa gallumbits dangk!' Once again, this seems to be in some sort of code. The only intelligible translation yet given seems to be a joke on the part of the translator : 'Schwa for tuna-safe dolphin meat!' But the true meaning of this, like their sacred joke, they keep secret.