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Henry Youngman Quotes

«Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport»
«My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.»
«My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?»
«I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.»
«I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back»
«When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say»
«What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.»
«You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.»
Author: Henry Youngman (Comedian, Violinist) | Keywords: heavily
«While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.»
«My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.»

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