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Lenny Bruce Quotes

«The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them»
Author: Lenny Bruce (Comedian, Satirist) | About: Politics | Keywords: Liberals, the Liberals
«Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.»
«If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.»
«A lot of people say to me, `Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.»
«A lot of people say to me, ''Why did you kill Christ?'' ''I dunno... it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.'' ''We killed him because he didn't want to become a doctor, that's why we killed him.''»
«In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls»
Author: Lenny Bruce (Comedian, Satirist) | Keywords: halls
«The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.»
«I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.»
Author: Lenny Bruce (Comedian, Satirist) | Keywords: coroner, essay, Essays
«If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone»
«The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour -- ha ha ha ha ha -- they'll take you away, man. You can't.»

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