A reliable academic resource for high school and college students.
Essay database with free papers will provide you with original and creative ideas.
Essay database with free papers will provide you with original and creative ideas.
Quotations
It is sometimes difficult to be inspired when trying to write a persuasive essay, book report or thoughtful research paper. Often of times, it is hard to find words that best describe your ideas. SwiftPapers now provides a database of over 150,000 quotations and proverbs from the famous inventors, philosophers, sportsmen, artists, celebrities, business people, and authors that are aimed to enrich and strengthen your essay, term paper, book report, thesis or research paper.
Try our free search of constantly updated quotations and proverbs database.
Mitch Hedberg Quotes
«My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. Not even close. I need more dice.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg
(Comedian)
«Pickles are cucumbers that sold out.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg
(Comedian)
«Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I can't do a back flip, much less several simultaneously with two other guys.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg
(Comedian)
«My friend was walking down the street and he said, I hear music. As if there is any other way of taking it in. I tried to taste it, but it did not work.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg
(Comedian)
«I mumble a lot when im off stage, so a lot of times when im with a friend i'll say something and he'll be like what?!, and i'll say it again and he'll be like what?!, and i'll say it again and he'll still be like what?!, so now he's got me yellin. Man that tree is far away!!!!»
Author: Mitch Hedberg
(Comedian)
«I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow sh*t.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg
(Comedian)
«?S*** or get off the pot.?»
Author: Mitch Hedberg
(Comedian)
«I like to close my eyes on the stage, because I have drawn a picture of an audience enjoying the show more on the back of my eyelids.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg
(Comedian)
«I got a robe. It's not a robe, really, it's just a towel that fits me.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg
(Comedian)
«I drank some boiling water... because I wanted to whistle.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg
(Comedian)
