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Baby and I
«I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip.»
«I said I would get better with each baby, and I have.»
Author: Demi Moore
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Baby and I
«When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies»
Author: James Matthew Barrie
(Dramatist, Novelist)
| Keywords:
a thousand, baby, Baby and I, beginning, broke, Fairies, for the first time, go to pieces, laugh, laughed, pieces, Piece By Piece, skipped, skipping, skips, The Beginning, the first, thousand, went
«Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, so. What did you think?»
Author: Steven Wright
(Comedian)
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«Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.»
«The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| About:
Humor,
Life
| Keywords:
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